What to Get For The Zombie-Loving Gardener Who Has Everything

I have the greatest friends. Truly, truly, truly. Today is my birthday and I received a very unexpected gift from the incomparable Alysha & Cory. My very own, personal Garden Zombie. It's basically the zombie lover's answer to garden gnomes and gazing balls.





I've named him "Bill." Bill's purpose in the undead life is to counterbalance the scary people down the block who have a giant cross in their front yard. As long as I've got Bill watching over my marigolds and lilies, I have no doubt they'll flourish. He's f-ing *loaded* with organic matter, after all.

Next time you're in the neighborhood, c'mon over and say Hi to Bill!